Put on your feline finery
"Da' Katz" are meeting down below
If you feel like rocking
with a Tabby, Tom, and Calico
It'll dirty up your pedigree
But we guarantee a good time
Wee got some catnip that'll
set you free
Come on, Come on, paws on
the line
Alley Katz, Allen Katz come
out and play
Yowlin' and howlin' a social
ballet
Out in the alley it's
strictly low brow
Alley Katz, Alley Katz make
me meow, meow, meow
Felix is a puss in boots
He really likes to scratch
and bite
Sylvester is unnatural
The Kitty is a catamite
He will dirty up your
pedigree
he will guarantee a good
time
He got some catnip that'll
set you free
Come on, Come on, paws on
the line
Alley Katz, Alley Katz come
out and play
Yowlin' and howlin' a social
ballet
Out in the alley it's
strictly low brow
Alley Katz, Alley Katz make
me meow, meow, meow